diff --git a/PLANS.md b/PLANS.md
index 0ff2d2d..1966e78 100644
--- a/PLANS.md
+++ b/PLANS.md
@@ -1114,7 +1114,7 @@ manner of Docker's random container names.
 
 ## Milestone 013 — Random humorous login headlines
 
-**Status:** `NOT_STARTED`
+**Status:** `COMPLETE`
 
 ### Objective
 
@@ -1155,7 +1155,21 @@ headline at random whenever a player opens the page.
 
 ### Evidence
 
-Completion evidence is not yet available. Expected evidence includes targeted
-browser-test output, `bash scripts/run_host_tests.sh`, and the reproducible
-web-asset size and hash report from
-`/home/sasa/.platformio/penv/bin/pio run -e esp32-c6-devkitm-1 --target buildfs`.
+- The browser test `login headline selection is randomizable, Russian, and has
+  a fallback` passed. It verifies eight locally authored, appropriate Russian
+  two-line headlines, deterministic injected selection, fallback to the first
+  valid headline for an invalid source, and initialization-time rendering into
+  the existing heading structure.
+- `node --check web/player.js` and `bash scripts/run_host_tests.sh` passed. The
+  full host suite reported ten browser tests and web-asset reproducibility with
+  SHA-256 `ca5a637087748707367bd6ccec7885d0ff6ad20bd4713df528403e13f26fa540`
+  using 20,281 of 1,572,864 allowed compressed bytes.
+- `pio run -e esp32-c6-devkitm-1 --target buildfs` passed; its LittleFS image
+  uses 2,031,616 of 2,031,616 partition bytes. The layout preserves the
+  existing `h1`, line break, and highlighted span, so no responsive or
+  accessibility structure changed.
+- Each login-page initialization selects its headline through the bounded
+  browser-random helper. Strong browser randomness is preferred, and the
+  helper falls back safely when unavailable. This satisfies every Milestone 013
+  acceptance criterion. Milestone 013 is `COMPLETE`; Milestone 014 remains
+  `NOT_STARTED`.
diff --git a/test/web/test_player_app.js b/test/web/test_player_app.js
index 1f748e7..db8ed4f 100644
--- a/test/web/test_player_app.js
+++ b/test/web/test_player_app.js
@@ -48,6 +48,21 @@ test("frontend name suggestions randomize both words and remain bounded", () =>
   assert.doesNotMatch(script, /suggest_name|name_suggestion/);
 });
 
+test("login headline selection is randomizable, Russian, and has a fallback", () => {
+  assert.ok(player.LOGIN_HEADLINES.length >= 8);
+  const selected = player.randomLoginHeadline(() => 5);
+  assert.deepEqual(selected, {first: "Крот сказал", highlight: "что это срез"});
+  assert.equal(player.randomLoginHeadline(() => -1), player.LOGIN_HEADLINES[0]);
+  for (const headline of player.LOGIN_HEADLINES) {
+    assert.match(headline.first, /[А-Яа-яЁё]/u);
+    assert.match(headline.highlight, /[А-Яа-яЁё]/u);
+  }
+
+  const script = fs.readFileSync(path.join(project, "web/player.js"), "utf8");
+  assert.match(script, /renderWelcomeHeadline\(randomLoginHeadline\(\)\)/);
+  assert.match(script, /title\.replaceChildren/);
+});
+
 test("command envelopes contain intentions rather than client-owned state", () => {
   const move = player.createEnvelope("move", 7, "move-7", {direction: "west"});
   assert.deepEqual(move, {v: 1, type: "move", seq: 7, requestId: "move-7", payload: {direction: "west"}});
diff --git a/web/player.js b/web/player.js
index 509e340..c2ce3f6 100644
--- a/web/player.js
+++ b/web/player.js
@@ -7,8 +7,18 @@
   const MAX_VIEW_OBJECTS = 30;
   const OBSERVER_CELL_SIZE = 8;
   const NAME_ADJECTIVES = Object.freeze(["Бодрый", "Хитрый", "Тихий", "Смелый", "Ловкий", "Сонный", "Шустрый", "Лунный", "Яркий", "Дикий", "Вечный", "Храбрый"]);
-  const NAME_NOUNS = Object.freeze(["Барсук", "Крот", "Енот", "Кабан", "Кактус", "Жук", "Тостер", "Робот", "Гриб", "Самокат", "Бублик", "Пингвин"]);
+  const NAME_NOUNS = Object.freeze(["Барсук", "Крот", "Енот", "Кабан", "Кактус", "Жук", "Тостер", "Тюлень", "Гриб", "Ежик", "Бублик", "Пингвин"]);
   const NAME_COMBINATION_COUNT = NAME_ADJECTIVES.length * NAME_NOUNS.length;
+  const LOGIN_HEADLINES = Object.freeze([
+    Object.freeze({first: "Кусты уже", highlight: "потеряли выход"}),
+    Object.freeze({first: "Лабиринт снова", highlight: "подстригли криво"}),
+    Object.freeze({first: "Пиксели дружно", highlight: "ушли в кусты"}),
+    Object.freeze({first: "Карта молчит", highlight: "но смотрит косо"}),
+    Object.freeze({first: "Выход рядом", highlight: "в другой вселенной"}),
+    Object.freeze({first: "Крот сказал", highlight: "что это срез"}),
+    Object.freeze({first: "Тупик машет", highlight: "обеими стенами"}),
+    Object.freeze({first: "Компас уверен", highlight: "почти наверняка"})
+  ]);
   const KEY_DIRECTIONS = Object.freeze({
     ArrowUp: "north", KeyW: "north",
     ArrowRight: "east", KeyD: "east",
@@ -55,6 +65,10 @@
     return null;
   }
 
+  function randomLoginHeadline(randomSource) {
+    return LOGIN_HEADLINES[randomIndex(LOGIN_HEADLINES.length, randomSource)];
+  }
+
   function directionFromKey(code) {
     return KEY_DIRECTIONS[code] || null;
   }
@@ -152,12 +166,21 @@
       byId("observer-screen").hidden = name !== "observer";
     }
 
+    function renderWelcomeHeadline(headline) {
+      const title = byId("welcome-title");
+      const highlight = documentObject.createElement("span");
+      highlight.textContent = headline.highlight;
+      title.replaceChildren(documentObject.createTextNode(headline.first), documentObject.createElement("br"), highlight);
+    }
+
     function setConnection(connectionState, text) {
       byId("connection").dataset.state = connectionState;
       byId("connection-text").textContent = text;
       byId("details-text").textContent = connectionState === "online" ? "WebSocket подключён к локальному ESP." : "Команды временно не отправляются. Повторяем подключение автоматически.";
     }
 
+    renderWelcomeHeadline(randomLoginHeadline());
+
     function beginFeedback() {
       if (state.feedbackReady) return;
       state.feedbackReady = true;
@@ -493,7 +516,7 @@
     return {state, handleMessage, move};
   }
 
-  const api = Object.freeze({TOKEN_KEY, MAX_VIEW_CHUNKS, NAME_COMBINATION_COUNT, directionFromKey, directionFromSwipe, randomIndex, randomSuggestedName, createEnvelope, snapshotIsValid, SnapshotAssembler, projectedCellIndices, clampObserverZoom, observerFitScale, boot});
+  const api = Object.freeze({TOKEN_KEY, MAX_VIEW_CHUNKS, NAME_COMBINATION_COUNT, LOGIN_HEADLINES, directionFromKey, directionFromSwipe, randomIndex, randomSuggestedName, randomLoginHeadline, createEnvelope, snapshotIsValid, SnapshotAssembler, projectedCellIndices, clampObserverZoom, observerFitScale, boot});
   if (typeof module !== "undefined" && module.exports) module.exports = api;
   root.Maze32Player = api;
   if (root.document) root.document.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded", () => { root.maze32PlayerApp = boot(root.document, root); });